Steve aka porkchop stats

13

apps reviewed

3.62

average rating
Reviews by Steve aka porkchop - 13
  • Don't listen to the naysayers
    This game is pure awesomeness, wicked controls and cool perspective shifting in the harsh vector dimension.
    Steve aka porkchop almost 11 years ago
  • No in app purchase abuse
    You don't need to spend any extra money to enjoy this game fully. Excellent game.
    Steve aka porkchop about 11 years ago
  • Fun but too short and easy
    It is fairly fun but you expect it to be about twice as long as it is, with the puzzles getting more difficult than they actually do. It is surprisingly short and not difficult enough.
    Steve aka porkchop over 10 years ago
  • Resolution shmezolution
    Wah wah wah say the Retina wimps. You would think their dainty little virgin eyes never rested upon anything less than 1080p. I say: a largely faithful adaption of one of the best games of all time that I played for hours on my Performa 638CD back when Trapper Keepers were in vogue. Nice to read that two of the original game creators were involved with the remake of this classic--you can see how lovingly it was remastered, like a Criterion Collection film. I still miss not using a keyboard but the control scheme is actually pretty good compared to most touch screen control disasters on the App Store today.
    Steve aka porkchop over 10 years ago
  • Wow
    Awesome game!!!!!!!! This is a hidden gem.
    Steve aka porkchop over 10 years ago