snarfalarkus stats

8

apps reviewed

3.0

average rating
Reviews by snarfalarkus - 8
  • this game will ruin your life
    so it starts out fine. with achievements. then they decide to take them away. ok team lava, i see u. whatever. but recently it has gotten worse. at the beginnin of a game after being absent for about 4 hours, the stupid app takes 7382910 hours to load (all 5 bars of service). then you have to sit there through 20 pages of adds "rate restaurant story" "new ovens!" "buy gems with actual real world money so your restaurant can have cute tile!" then the little people started having little ads on their heads and they follow where ever youre picking up tips so you accidentally click on them and then tey just storm up outta there like what the hell. also, they wander into the WEIRDEST PLACES. i had to create a barricade so those little soulless demons wouldnt go into my kitchen with all my stoves and nacho machines. i love my nacho machine. this app ruins your social life, your free time, your sanity. im typin this from a mental hospital. only satan can hear my creys.
    snarfalarkus about 12 years ago
  • sweet deal
    really fun and so addicting!
    snarfalarkus over 11 years ago
  • perfect
    too perfect. i love it. i'm addicted. it's the reason i put my feet on the ground every morning. not recommended for children though.
    snarfalarkus over 12 years ago
  • perfect
    too perfect. i love it. i'm addicted. it's the reason i put my feet on the ground every morning. not recommended for children though.
    snarfalarkus over 12 years ago
  • Whoa dude
    Best game ever hands down
    snarfalarkus almost 11 years ago