Super Scary Labyrinth

I didn't even read the app description, and I guess I pranked myself! MOMS TURN!

It scared it was so unexpected

First of all, I just want to say that people are idiots. I hate reading the reviews that rate this one star because it scared them. Um, that was kind of the point. It's called Super SCARY Labyrinth for a reason. If it scared you, you should have given it five stars, not one. I also hate reading the review that say that the game wouldn't let them get past the third level. I have news for you. It's impossible to get past the third level. I have news for you. It is impossible to finish the third level. This is not a bad thing. More on this later. I hate reading the reviews that say that the game controls are too hard. This game probably has the most easy controls ever. Again, more on this later. Two more kinds of reviews that I hate and then I will summarize this app. One reviewer said that "this game scared the **** out of his 7 year old son," and that "there should be an age restriction on this game." I have news for you, buddy. There is an age restriction. In the description, it clearly says ages 9+. So what are you doing showing this to your 9 year old son? Finally, I hate it when people rate this app one star because they say that it didn't scare them. That doesn't mean it's a bad app. That doesn't mean that it won't scare easily scared friends of yours, and it doesn't mean that it won't be funny to watch the reactions of those easily scared friends of yours when they play this game. This being said, I feel like someone needs to write a summary of this game so that there is no reason for anyone to rate this game one star and leave a stupid review ever again. The game starts with a menu with three options, "Start Game" "Help" and "Credits." Obviously you're going to want to press "Start Game." After you press this, it will take you to a calibration screen, telling you to hold your device in a comfortable position before pressing continue. Because this is a game with the controls based on tilting a ball into the goal, the position you have your phone in is the position in which the ball won't move. Therefore, it should be obvious that you should hold your phone as parallel to the ground as you can for the most traditional gameplay. People leaving reviews that the controls are hard probably held their phone upright when they calibrated it and couldn't figure out what they had done. So for all you stupid people out there, try to hold your phone as flat as possible, or lay it on a table, or something, so that it is easy to control this game. Got it? Good. The goal of this game is to tilt the ball into the goal to progress to the next level without touching the black walls. If you touch one of the walls, the game is over. You lose. All three of the available levels are shown in the description of the app. Once you are halfway through the third level, a face will pop out and scream at you. Then, the game is over. There are no more levels. Again, this is not meant to be a traditional labyrinth game. It is meant to scare people. A couple of things worth noting that I had nowhere to put in this article. - The music they play in this game is very relaxing, but is very soft and you can barely hear it. - The face screaming at you is 10 times louder than the music. Just keep this in mind before turning the sound all the way up while wearing headphones. Overall, this is a great game, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to prank their friends. And if you were scared by this game and didn't know it would be scary, then hopefully this teaches you to read the descriptions for apps in the future. Thanks for reading this far, Bye