Poop Analyzer

Yeeeaaaahhhh

hilarious! but needs new ones, they're kinda getting old

I purchased this application among friends hoping for a fantastic and wonderful laugh in their midst. I scanned my fecal matter a matter of 50 times and noticed with contempt that there were only 3 more poop types than the free app. That, comrades, is 33.3 cents. This is an abomination and simply blasphemy! I will not stand by and watch people throw their money away towards what could be a beautiful and unique experience for all to share and take part in. I could not be more disappointed and I leave you with this statement: you, the creators of this app, will update it with more hysterical instances of excrement and their fabulous descriptions or I will sue.

Its a cool app but there is glitches in it