Enviro-Bear 2010

I woke up this morning blind. I was so confused, I had eaten all my carrots on my plate the night before, I make sure to only glance at the sun occasionally, and I even go as far as having my young ward rub eye cream directly into my pupils every night before bed. "How could this have happened?!" I shouted at my now sobbing ward, Jeffery. "You must have used the off-brand cream again, Jeffery! Are you trying to kill me?!" Jeffery reached for my iPhone 6 Plus running iOS 8, and went to console me the only way he can when I get that upset; He went to open Enviro-Bear 2010. He knows how the stunning visuals and cinematic cutscenes make me feel like I'm watching a movie I control, which relaxes me. He knows the high-quality audio soothes the beehives of frustration in my brain. He knows this game makes me whole again. But when he went to open the app, that's when tragedy struck. It wouldn't start. The game wouldn't crash, it just wouldn't start when you went to tap on the screen that would take you into the game. I felt something inside me break. Some force vanished, and my blindness deepened. The doctor thinks that the blindness came on due to stress from knowing there was some sort of injustice about to befall me, and psychologically I was trying to block it out of my sight so I wouldn't have to experience it, but alas, no such luck. I wish no one else the pain I've felt today. The doctor says I only have a few more days to live. He says the breaking feeling I felt inside was my heart breaking. He said if I could somehow get a line out to the app developers to fix this issue, maybe I can be saved, but I know it's impossible. The studs who developed this app are probably too busy getting knighted by the Queen or dating supermodels to fix my silly issue. I'm doomed. Jeffery is too young to go it alone. Enviro-Bear 2010 doesn't work on my iPhone 6 Plus running iOS 8. All is lost.

Love it

With a hibernate-7000 graphics card, and running on a honeycomb-333 these graphics look like only the most professional of beartiste could have drawn it, while drunk on honey & fermented berries. For those of us who recall the good old days of driving as a cub, when the fish were plentiful (sometimes) and not every tree held a badger, this documentary brings you right back to your cubhood. The sights, the smells, the bee stings, it's all there, direct from when I first climbed out of my mother's cave and into the front seat of my roaring bearstang convertible. I'd rate it 6 claws up if I weren't currently being stung by a hive of bees.

still five stars because I have played this game and loved it, but it does not load on my 6 plus. Pls update ?