From Facebook: "From the makers of messaging in Facebook, we brought you Facebook Messenger! Whatever, f*** you, you'll download it anyway. Derpa derpie derpie derp, Rob Schneider.

Nothing will ruin your day quite like when you're showing somebody something on your phone and you get an awkward message from somebody else.

Frequent crashes and hard freezes. Used to be top tier but has been non-functioning for some time.

Can't restore subscription, just hangs on the loading account page and never loads. I can't believe I spent money for this scam of an app.