Moron Meter: How dumb do you look?

Do you look like a complete fool? Are you taken seriously? Your intelligence and educational background are often judged by your basic working knowledge and your ability to communicate. By testing you with two-choice questions, this app will help you come across as a more intelligent human being. The questions are of a wide variety, some of which may be difficult to answer if not for the fact that the wrong answer is often absurd.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: While the questions are meant to be informative, the (often mildly humorous and insulting) evaluations of your skills are meant for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take them seriously.
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Don't look stupid again!