Mindless Dungeon Crawl

All you do is tap a button over and over to kill things. 10/10

As a test, I made it all the way to the bottom without collecting any loot. I had to collect the cool sword in order to head back up, but I dropped it for a spatula on the next level and was still able to make it with only resting when my HP got low and several half-face scrolls on the last boss. One thing that seemed like a bug is that when I played a second time, the first loot was the steam-powered armor. Maybe I really am only supposed to play it once!

Beat up a sad old drunk for his sandpaper boxing gloves. 10/10.

and that isn't a bad thing! it isn't a complicated or difficult game and the monsters and items made me laugh. i don't know if there's much replay value, but it's a great way to kill a few minutes without requiring too much attention span. suggestion for replay value: randomly-generated sets of item and monster names! it's more for entertainment value than anything. i'm gonna keep this around for whenever i want to cut a swath of blood through a dungeon. it'd be nice to be able to name our characters, but it's a nice little free game that i'm happy to have downloaded. :)

That's 10 min of my life I will never get back. Balance suggestion: make item drops rarer (1/3 of current drop rate)